Marijuana Cha Cha Cha

Posted by Júl 08 2009

Idiots are doing loads of idiot stuff just to stay young forever, and that is no secret for anyone. Who cares? Me, since I discovered a Spice Girls documentary on the you tube where I had to face with the fact that I grew old with Baby Spice. That few years what I spent with thinking about myself as an eternal teen kid just broke into million peaces. From „Viva forever” to „Goodbye”.

“Bad hair day, Brigitte darling?” “And you’ll be the next, Kristi sweety.”

But it was even more tragic when my dear friend, Greg Gorman took my photos a few weeks ago in Budapest and while he was shooting me he said something really surprising. „You are amazing. Camera loves you, and I’ll take of ten years with the photo shop.” What the f.-ing crap? I’ll be seven years old on the pix? No… wait a minute… I’m 27 and not 17 anymore. And when I got my dedicated print from this genius living legend and real master he told me: „I did not change a lot. I took of the dark circles and the age marks from your hand.” O.M.G… I have age marks, and this has been told by the only person who I would ever trust about a subject like this. He did Andy Warhol’s, Johnny Deep’s and Alfred Hitchcock’s most famous pictures and he represents the golden age of Hollywood and Pop Art – everything what I love. This boy on the picture with in the Gothic window of a Great Expectations kind of castle is really me or is he just a vision? And those cover girls on the Vogue, Cosmopolitan and In Style really believe that they look like on the photos, where a huge team was working on making them tolerable? I totally did. However, as I got to Israel, I started to look for solutions. A well known cosmetic salon’s Madame literally wanted to kill me over the fact that I’m crying about my age at 27, but after the drama she told me two words: cannabis oil. Turns out that weed – just like the Spice Girls – had a comeback. This time we don’t smoke it in the fields of some music festival, next morning waking up for no good, but we put it all over our body. The Body Shop’s website says, cannabis is unique with the concentration of beneficial acidic oils – whatever, and my medical student boyfriend also informed me about the well known effects of the janga in medicine. Seriously… I know that every mark on our face reminds us on the things what we learned in life and that each wrinkle has a story to tell about us but hey, I want them to shut up. I do think that Sharon Stone is much more hot than in the time of Basic Instinct and Iggy Pop is a real sex God for me but accepting age is like bungee jumping. We know we’ll enjoy flying free, but to decide to jump is just freaking difficult. So while I’ll try to make myself go with the flow I give a shot for the cannabis cream what I got. Call me the new Peter Pan if you want, but I’ll fight for my right for being the boy on Greg’s amazing photo of me. Hey, age marks! Don’t you fuck with a Hungarian! Gabor Zsazsa and me kick as!

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